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• Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have? A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!
• What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
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• Vulcans NEVER bluff ---Spock
• `:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
• Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked !
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