Lie #001: The Check Is In The Mail.
Lie #001: The check is in the mail.
The check is in the mail.
The reality check is in the mail.
The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL!
The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist.
Oxymoron #001: Military Intelligence
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it!
Palindrome #001: Madam, I'm Adam.
Q: What are the two greatest lies? A: "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
A lie in time saves nine.