The Reality Check Is In The Mail.
The reality check is in the mail.
My Reality Check bounced.
The check is in the mail.
My reality check just bounced.
The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL!
Lie #001: The check is in the mail.
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance
The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist.
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it!