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  "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy....
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  The man taught at the Tennessee Institute of Technology and honestly never gave the initials a second thought....
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  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
• My cat just ate my mouse!