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• Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of Empire State Building.
  It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: "I bet the wind is so strong that if I threw myself from the building, the wind would stop me halfway down and it would carry me all the way back up here....
• <-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire.
• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
  Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, In Heaven as it has on Earth....
• And as we wind on down the road....
• Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
• What's this? /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ * /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ The KKK's idea of a fair fight.
• Student pilot (who forgot to ask for surface wind) "Please pass wind
• Wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation faul
• Fartvergn�gen..the pleasure of breaking wind