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• Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.
• What do we call mailmen? Personpersons?
• Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
  Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards....
• Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
  Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards....
• There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags.
  And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase." And he says, "No, just pack your bags,I want you gone when I get home!...
• Deep in December it's nice to remember.....
• As we understand the new rules, we won't have to have automatic seat belts or air bags installed in our easy chair to be able to watch next month's Republican convention on TV.
• All cars might have to have air bags or automatic safety harnesses by 1990 under new federal rules.
  We still think an easier answer would be to make cars out of Nerf....