Deep In December It's Nice To Remember.....
Deep in December it's nice to remember.....
Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep after they die?
Because deep, deep, deep down, they are really nice people....
Q: Why are lawyers buried 24 feet deep? A: Because deep down they're nice people.
Writing Contest FROM AN ACTUAL NEWSPAPER CONTEST WHERE ENTRANTS AGE 4 TO 15 WERE ASKED TO IMITATE "DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY
My young brother asked me what happens after we die....
It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.
Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last .
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
In December mailmen have heavy bags to carry
Ankle deep in the DNA pool ...
Deep South Genetic Variation.