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• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  She's got to figure out how to let him know. Aha....
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  Well, I think he should consider making Millie the Dog Secretary of State....
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