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• From: Burton Hillis You have to admire trees. Even though they start to lose their leaves, they never consider growing a beard.
• It's never as easy as you think.
• You will never know hunger.
• There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• I came up with this idea for a different kind of version of Fleetwood's Don't Stop, I thought it was fitting since Clinton and Gore played this song at their election party.
  > "Don't Stop" (real lyrics have "> >" before them) > > (original words by Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac) > > If you wake up and don't want to smile, > If it takes just a little while, > Open your eyes and look at the day, > You'll see things in a different way....
• E-mail Junkie You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
  1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed....
• If you never paint a house, you never have to repaint it.
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....