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• Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
• Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.
• Daffynitions AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) n. The point at which the stream of drinking water is at its perfect heigh
  hus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye....
• M E M O R A N D U M DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURYINTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE TO
  All male employees: FROM: Internal Revenue Service RE...
• Male & female Interpretations" THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....
• Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n. Incredibly fast idiot.
• Words That Don't Exist, But Really Should... 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj.
  Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes....
• Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
• Mr. Reagan disagrees that conventional war with the Soviets is nearly inevitable.
  What's the bad news? That a nuclear one is?...