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• At The Office... Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
  Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault....
• I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
• I make my own reality.....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• [] my job. [] my boss. I'm self employed!
• Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
  Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
• I'm so BAD! I even steal my own s!!
• Hell with World. I can make my own people!
• I live in my own world... Peaceful visitors welcome...