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• I live in my own world... Peaceful visitors welcome...
• A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
  It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...
• 48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
  YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
  Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
• BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN... - that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep right through it - that I would change so much and barely realize it - that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways - that college kids throw airplane
  oo - that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up - that every clock on campus shows a different time - that if you were smart in high school - so what?...
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....