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• My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.
• My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrie
• I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem.
• The Happily Addicted to the Web Song (sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Doorbell ring
  I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web....
• My modem can beat up your modem!
• I want a modem that talks!!
• My modem has premature bauding...
• Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM!