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• I can never find the time to procrastinate.
• Unknown First golfer: "Shall we play again next Saturday?
  Second golfer: "Well, I was going to get married on Saturday, but I can put it off....
• Procrastinate NOW!
• And I though this was going to be simple....
• New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep... Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
  Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish?...
• Recently found inside fortune cookie: Your search for gasoline will be futile.
  [Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks now there have been no gas lines out here....
• I know this is off-topic, but...
• Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.
• Live now -- procrastinate tomorrow!