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• I'm A Simple Man! I Love The Best Of Everything!
• Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• Keep It Simple....
• Even though a fellow was late for his flight, he dashed into the airport men's room, pissed,and quickly headed for the door.
  At one of the sinks a Marine sergeant was washing his hands....
• Just Following Directions... A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
  I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks....
• Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.
• I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
• Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.