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• Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
• NO, UART!
• The UART's will'na take this speed cap'
• Hey, my (fill in the name) doesn't have a 16550 UART!
• Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start raping them.
  The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing....
• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....
• A young black couple are watching TV when their child speaks for the first time, saying "MOTHER".
  With excitement, the father exclaims "Did you hear that honey? Our son just said half a word!"....
• All Nurses Go To Heaven Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.
  Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates....
• After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike were met at Heaven's gate by St.
  Peter. St. Peter walked up to them and said, "Hello, fathers....