No, No, Nurse! I Said SLIP Off His SPECTACLES!!
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacle
NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!!
.. No, nurse! Dammit! I said to prick his boil!
No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!!
PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
Dirty Ernie: "Mom, I didn't know you could take apart a nurse.
Mom: "What do you mean?" Dirty Ernie: "I heard dad telling Mr....
One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.
When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample....
This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....