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• I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
• BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it!
• #???? -- I sent the check. Excuse me Canada, cheque.
• <-- It came! Just a hundred days since I sent the check!
• What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.
• Several years ago I heard a pilot check in with approach control with the following (names changed because I don't remember them)
  [said with an exaggerated Southern drawl] Birdseed Approach, Barnburner 123 with you at seven thousand, with Information -- excuse the expression -- Yankee....
• Q: What are the two greatest lies? A: "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
• An eight year old girl tried checking a book out of the library, titled 'Advice for Young Mothers.
  ' The librarian, being a typically nosey and puritanical librarian, asked, "Why do you want to check out this particular book, dear?...
• HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE You will need the following
  A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey....