I Didn't Wake Up "Grouchy", I Let Her Sleep.
I didn't wake up "Grouchy", I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY... & sometimes I let her sleep
Here's a bumper sticker I saw: Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning.
Sometimes I let her sleep....
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape....
HEAVEN CAN WEIGHT!! John and his wife Patsy, in their later years made a solemn pledge that whoever should pass into the great divide first would somehow find a way back and tell the other what it was like.
Sadly John made the leap first. A month later to the day Patsy awoke from a dream only to find her self talking to John....
Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.
Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
A woman asks her husband this question: "If I died, would you marry again?
"I would!" "And would you let her come into my house?...