I didn't wake up "Grouchy", I let her sleep.
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- Sometimes I wake up grouchy,
sometimes I let her sleep... - Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY...
& sometimes I let her... - Here's a bumper sticker I saw:
Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning.
Sometimes I let her sleep... - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine... - Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape... - HEAVEN CAN WEIGHT!!
John and his wife Patsy, in their later years made a solemn
pledge that whoever should pass into the great divide first
would somehow find a way back and tell the other what it was
like.
Sadly John made the leap first. A month later... - Please excuse my son's tardiness.
I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him... - Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night.
Close them as soon as you wake up... - A woman asks her husband this question: "If I died,
would you marry again?" "I would!" "And would you...
