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• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• I like a man who grins when he fights." - W. Churchill
• No matter who wins the other division it would be hard to argue against giving Detroit a bye to the World Series.
• Polish invention : Colored invisible ink.
• Gerry Ferraro is attacking Mr. Reagan on the war-and-peace issue.
  Isn't it risky to argue with a guy who can order your campaign headquarters bazookaed?...
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• Argue with yourself and LOSE???-- PROBLEM!!.
• It has no advantage to argue with the teacher.