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• It has no advantage to argue with the teacher.
• Never argue with someoneoneone holding a Bazooka!
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
• Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp!
• Xpress Yourself!
• COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM 1. Describe your problem
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• A mind...a terrible thing to lose.