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• quot;Mrs. Jones, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?
  " "Johnny you know Billy can't play baseball he was born with no arms or legs....
• Scientists say a big earthquake, centered in Southeast Missouri, is sure to come some day.
  Don't look at us. It's not our fault....
• TIME TO PLAY!
• 55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay, "Come on, take it out, and let's play.
  He pulled it on out, But she started to pout, His ticket was only a quarter-inch stout....
• On the wall of a church was a sign, "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
  And right below it in nice rounded letters; "But if you're not, my phone number is 341 3451...
• The Pilot's Prayer Oh controller, who sits in tower Hallowed be thy sector.
  Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done On the ground as they are in the air....
• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
  Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, In Heaven as it has on Earth....
• If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
  Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message....
• Play a sitar in the background.