Check Your Local Listing
Check your local listings
**** Support your local Sysop ****
Support your local hooker.
Support your local Sysop
Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !
Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -The Manageme
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.