If Nobody Measures Up, Check Your Yardstick.
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
Check your local listing
Among the harsher measures we've heard of to reduce drunken driving is one that, on the second offense, would take away your throat.
Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !
Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -The Manageme
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: * You take a vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ....
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.
But then, nobody's perfect.