Related:

• Etorre's Observation: The other line always moves faster.
• Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
• NOTICE TO USERS The Water Closet Site Administrator (WCSITADMIN) for this commode equipment unit has elected a Most Recently Used (MRU) protocol with regard to the seat placement for the equipments at this site.
  All users are requested to make determination as to their gender and intended use before attempting to use these equipments....
• Klipstein's Observation: If you need n items of anything, you will have n - 1 in stock
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• I left out one very important thing from the ordering information.
  If you want to order by mail, make the cheque payable to Looking Glass Software Limited, or to Brad Templeton....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Machines should work. People should think.
• Experiments should be reproducable.