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• You can buy friendship only with friendship.
• You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
• If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
• It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
  An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• Great sayings One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
  POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on....
• ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
• City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
• Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!