But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
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It is near the end of the school year,
the teacher has written her reports, and there's really... - It was Johnny's turn for "Show & Tell". When the teacher asked him what he
brought,
Johnny held up a Thermos. The teacher wasn't sure... - Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through
revolving doors?
A: A nun with a spear through her throat... - Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said,
"Teacher, I have something in my pants. It is long... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny.... - What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey... - Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?
Mother: Why, a stork, little Johnny. Little Johnny... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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Her ma catches them and goes BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
