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• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• It was Johnny's turn for "Show & Tell". When the teacher asked him what he brought, Johnny held up a Thermos.
  The teacher wasn't sure where this was leading, but asked him why his Thermos was so special....
• Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through revolving doors?
  A: A nun with a spear through her throat....
• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
  It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
• What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
• Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?
  Mother: Why, a stork, little Johnny. Little Johnny...
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• Here about the guy getting his first piece? Her ma catches them and goes BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!