I've Risen And I Can't Get Down!" - Jesus At A Disco
"I've risen and I can't get down!" - Jesus at a disco
A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up!
The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up.
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.
Down at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of his gang....
I need all the help I can get!
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....