"I flew abominably" crowed Tom after the air raid.
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Meter maid: Windshield viper ?
Subject:
Swiftiers "No negroes allowed!" Jim crowed. "You can... - and I can't get up!" Tom wept
impotently... - Seems that Tom was working local with a nervous FPL watching over his
shoulder.
He had one air carrier jet just touching down and another... - I shot an arrow in the air...
And it STUCK... - Iraqnophobia,
nothing a little raid wont kill... - Hear about the Alabama Highway Patrol car that hit an African-American so hard he flew thirty feet in the air?
He was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident... - After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike
were met at Heaven's gate by St.
Peter. St. Peter walked up to them and said, "Hello... - My wife and I were sitting out on our back porch, enjoying a glass
of lemonade after a long hard day.
A bird flew over and, with perfect aim left a deposit... -
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From the same category:
- I am in total control,
but don't tell my wife... - You can lead a horse to water,
but a pencil has to be lead... - Help! I'm being held captive in a mail
thread... - Are we having
fun yet... - Darth Vader sleeps with a
teddywookie...
