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  Swiftiers "No negroes allowed!" Jim crowed. "You can do it!...
• ... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
• Seems that Tom was working local with a nervous FPL watching over his shoulder.
  He had one air carrier jet just touching down and another on a mile final, with a commuter holding short for departure release....
• I shot an arrow in the air... And it STUCK!
• Iraqnophobia, nothing a little raid wont kill.
• Hear about the Alabama Highway Patrol car that hit an African-American so hard he flew thirty feet in the air?
  He was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident....
• After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike were met at Heaven's gate by St.
  Peter. St. Peter walked up to them and said, "Hello, fathers....
• My wife and I were sitting out on our back porch, enjoying a glass of lemonade after a long hard day.
  A bird flew over and, with perfect aim left a deposit squarely in the middle of my wife's head....
• Tom Reingold