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May the FORCE be with you
May you live in interesting times.
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
May cause excitability, especially in children.
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
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