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• This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and numbe
  and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI....
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• I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
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• I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills.
  If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....