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• A: I envy your lipstick. B: I pity your line.
• Where intellectual giants come to frolic...it's a pity they never post.
• 179 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent! Her cunt is so dreadfully bent, The poor wench doth stammer, "I need a sledgehammer To pound a man into my vent.
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• The DP manager died, went to heaven, and had to admit his profession.
  St. Peter immediately sent him down to Hell ... "Welcome," said the Duty Devil....
• Sadaam Hussein eats pork....with his left hand.
• One day, when John was walking on the beach, he saw a girl crying in a wheelchair.
  He felt pity for her, so he walked up to her. -Why are you crying ?...