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  Oth think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies....
• Why did the theatre critic always praise the first show of the season?
  He didn't want to stone the first cast....
• To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
• I'll only bite if you want me to!
• The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up.
  A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....
• BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
  Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....