Pain Is Your Body's Way Of Saying: "Hey, Stop That!
Pain is your body's way of saying: "Hey, stop that!"
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready.
Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.
The Straight Dope On Food, Health, & Exercise: ** Q
I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life....
Dad's Words of Wisdom Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't beat me....
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people....
Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!'
WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis....
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?...