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Open The Pod Bay Door, Hal.
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Open the pod bay door, Hal.
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Open the pod door please, Hal
Hal Brunette
We've got a problem, HAL.
Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
Don't open the darkroom door, you let out the dark.
IBM = Character'val(Character'pos(HAL)+1)
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.
