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We've got a problem, HAL.
Open the pod bay door, Hal.
Open the pod door please, Hal
IBM = Character'val(Character'pos(HAL)+1)
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.
Were going to make you IBM compatible HAL
We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL...
Here's one I wish I'd written: A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims....
