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• Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
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  Five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch....
• Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
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• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
  A: One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!...
• Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.