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• Bring a chair along.
• Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
• The discontented man finds no easy chair.
• Is this chair saved? No, you'd better pray for it.
• A little gentler trick that a co-worker pulled up here a few years ago depended on the sound module from one of those dolls that cries unless you rock it back and forth.
  He fastened it to the bottom of someone's chair. The someone comes and sits down, and starts working on his terminal....
• Oh! Oh I see!
• Want to bust a chair across my teeth?
• Oh no, not again!
• Oh No! Not Again?