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• Right! Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!
• Need to laugh? Teach a dog to fetch a Boomerang!
• Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Dog.
• The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.
  He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead, then asks the Cardinal, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'u-n-t?...
• Bring a chair along.
• OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!!
• In my younger days, while employed at a warehouse, I was the butt of the usual practical jokes directed at newcomers.
  (Fetch me a light-bulb repair kit, son;etc) As days passed, I noticed that one of my antagonists was actually afraid of his terminal....
• The Three Bears... It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
  Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....