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• At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
• Wise men still seek him.
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• Guy 1: Old McDonald had a farm, eh I eh I oh. And on this farm he had some pigs.
  Guy 2: What? is your sister on his farm?...
• A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
• A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
• A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
• A truly wise person knows that he knows not.