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• There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
  When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....
• Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
  Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*.
  The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother....
• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• How to Please Your I.T. Department ** When you call us to have your computer moved
  be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art....
• One night when you have a few friends around, take turns calling the same phone number, a really obnoxious acquaintance that won't recognize your voices is always a good choice.
  When the person answers, try to leave a message for John Smith (or any name that sounds real)....
• From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
  Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
• Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....