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• The map is not the territory!
• Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
• A woman is zipping along the road at a very quick pace (i.
  e. > 55) and she's pulled over by a cop. As the cop gets out of his car the woman "gets set" for her encounter by unbuttoning her blouse a bit, fixing her hair etc....
• There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
  The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off....
• E-mail Junkie You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
  1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed....
• A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.
  He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath....
• Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
• Trouble Selling A Car... A blonde tried to sell her old car.
  She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it....
• A conductor, while taking tickets on the train, noticed a lady with a small and extremely ugly baby on her lap.
  Lady," the conductor said, "that is by far the ugliest baby I have ever seen....