My Baby Took The Elevator And Gave Me The Shaft!
My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
Some get the elevator, some get the shaft!
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her hea
Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
childhood --- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window....
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus....
One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess. She said, "Father, I went out with a boy last night - and he took off my blouse and my bra.
The priest took off her blouse and bra and said, "Like this?...
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....