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• Some get the elevator, some get the shaft!
• Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her hea
• Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
  I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
• childhood --- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window....
• A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
  That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus....
• One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess. She said, "Father, I went out with a boy last night - and he took off my blouse and my bra.
  The priest took off her blouse and bra and said, "Like this?...
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....