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• Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow.
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• What do you say to an Iraqui? - Hold this marshmallow for me!
• Never step in anything soft.
• Sell Girl Scout cookies.
• Must sell at tallest sum.
• Control-Alt-Buy-Sell
• Learn to create, not compete !!
• When will we ever learn?