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• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
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• Men & Women: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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• Reason for Swearing... Once there was a man who walked into a confessional.
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• This old geezer of 78 or whatever marries a girl of 18.
  The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face....
• Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.