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• Chinese Population Explosion," by Wefuckem Yung
• Preconception: a lock on the door of wisdom
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
• Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE!
• In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
• If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a three year lease with an option to buy.
  If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door....
• Fire In The Hole
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• Enemy lock on! I'm hit! Flame out! Eject-i-n-g-!