Left To Themselves, Things Tend To Go From Bad To Worse.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Corollary: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Farnsdick's corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon, his parents get to hear that things aren't going well....
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
Feeling Like a Woman On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning....
Man in a pub with a friend. A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while he was out at the pub....
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.