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• Murphy's Corollary: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Farnsdick's corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
• A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
  at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon, his parents get to hear that things aren't going well....
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• When things just can't get any worse, they will.
• Feeling Like a Woman On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
  The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning....
• Man in a pub with a friend. A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
  B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while he was out at the pub....
• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.